"You come from all over - Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee, South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products, and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don't take shit from nobody -- least of all each othah. You believe in God, family, the Red Sox, and partying! You'll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics beach towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray! You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah, and love togethah?"
Believe it or not this is the casting call from the up and coming show you've all been hearing about...Wicked Summah, the masshole version of the infamous Jersey Shore. The casting call also says they'll consider "wellesley preps" for the show if they "got what it takes". Brookline babes, yachtsman, chowder lovers, and Fenway fanatics were also named as the people they're looking for. 77 Trow has just heard from an inside source that Wicked Summah is not just a rumor. It will begin filming soon in EAST DENNIS, a town just 2 over from ours. YES we will be trying to get on the show, YES we will get these massholes AT 77 Trow, and maybe even establish a few relationships with these guys... even though its highly likely they're going to make the Cape look like the trashiest place in the entire United States. Lets just hope Massachusetts is classy enough to not punch any girls in this series. Until then we await who will become the new Snookie of the Bay State.
You stay classy, Massachusetts.
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